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Menlo Park, CA (June 17, 2020) – Facebook officials have reported that this June’s duffel bag postings have dropped more than ninety-nice percent compared to last year.  The Board of Directors has pointed to the Covid-19 pandemic as one of the major contributing factors and have warned that duffel bag-related advertisement income will likely take a huge hit on this year’s Profit and Loss statement.  Facebook hopes to recover the lion’s share of the lost revenue by ads targeting the…

Huron Lake, PA (August 13, 2019) – She had to get special permission from Director Marty Feldstein to bring up two additional duffel bags filled with Bar/Bat/B’Nai/B’Not sweatshirts and party favors.  She sweated through a brutal heatwave in July wearing the sweatshirts to breakfast only.   But when the summer was over, Senior Girl Huntyr Siegel of Livingston, NJ had successfully worn a different sweatshirt every single day of the camp season, forty-nine sweatshirts in all. Starting the weekend following the…

Huron Lake, PA (August 12, 2019) – For the first time in its nearly century-old history, Camp Huron Lake has crowned a non-Jewish female as its Color War Triathlon champion.  Like Joe DiMaggio’s 56 game hitting streak and the 1960’s Celtics’ eight straight titles, this record seemed unbreakable. Christin McFadden, a fourteen-year old camper from Wales and daughter of two former and just recently returned Huron Lake lifeguards, smoked the competition in the swimming, kayaking, and running event. Despite arriving…

Huron Lake, PA (August 6, 2019) – Since ten-year-old Maddye Berkowitz was named Color War Camper Captain of the Inter Girls Blue Cross Blue Shield team, friends and counselors have noticed that she has been acting like a complete asshole who has let the power of the clipboard go straight to her head.  Only a few days removed from being the darling of the Camp Huron Lake Inter division, Berkowitz, a funny, athletic, friendly camper has turned into a raging…

Huron Lake, PA (August 5, 2019) – Camp Huron Lake broke out its annual Color War this summer in stunning fashion as Adam Levine performed to the delight of the entire camp.  Opening for Levine on the stage of the Performing Arts Center was Carly Simon who got the crowd worked up into a raucous frenzy.  Once Levine was done, the two yelled “Color War!!!” then tossed split sheets into the adoring crowd. Levine, a fourteen-year-old Super Senior Boy from…