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Lake Huron, PA (August 9, 2024) – If brown-nosing was an Olympic event this summer, Camp Huron Lake Super Senior boy Bynjymyn Liebowitz would easily be standing atop the podium with a gold medal draped over his neck.  He performed an absolute master class in sucking up to counselors, group leaders, and administrators for the sole reason of grabbing one of two coveted Color War Camper Captain divisional positions. One of the most difficult dances to perform at camp is…

Lake Huron, PA (August 6, 2024) – Tim Whatley, a dentist from Manhattan’s Upper West Side, served as the Camp Huron Lake’s on site doctor for the past week to mixed reviews from both campers and staff.  Whatley, who famously converted to Judaism in April of 1997, seemed ill-equipped to handle any medical situation arising outside of the mouth. Whatley was hired as a favor to Camp Director Marty Feldstein after “Dr. J” Julius Erving sprained his knee and was…

Lake Huron, PA (August 2, 2024) – Josh Bornstein and Josh Bernstein, both twelve year-old Inter boys in Bunk 17 at Camp Huron Lake, have unfortunately mistakenly been given the wrong medication every morning as a result of the new camp nurse’s failure to be able to differentiate between the two. Luckily for the two friends, the mix up has not caused any damage to their short- and long-term health. Bornstein, a Plainview resident, had been taking growth hormones for…

Lake Huron, PA (July 30, 2024) – Based on the rancid smell emanating from McMaddyn Moskowitz’s cubby, it is probably safe to assume that the leftover Visiting Day dragon and dynamite sushi rolls hidden behind her t-shirts are no longer edible.  The ten year-old Camp Huron Lake junior girl camper apparently knows very little about the food storage/refrigeration process and is still planning on rationing them for a few more weeks including tomorrow night’s dinner in place of dining on…