Camp Bus Breaks Down Twenty Seconds After Departing, Parents Long Gone

Livingston, NJ (June 28, 2025) – Less than a half of a minute after departing from the Livingston Mall parking lot to the cheers of throngs of parents, the Camp Huron Lake bus abruptly stopped due to a smoking engine but not before each and every parent hightailed it out of there in a scene straight out of Cannonball Run.  As the children got off the bus only four hundred yards away Lot Section 7A, they only saw a giant…

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Mother’s Detailed Unpacking Instructions for Counselor Borderline Psychotic

Lake Huron, PA (June 26, 2025) – When Junior Boy counselor Horatio Fernandez, Camp Huron Lake’s newest Camp America hire, unzipped the first of two of Maveryck Saperstein’s duffel bags he was greeted by a binder filled with laminated instructions detailing exactly how Saperstein’s belongings should be unpacked.  Marcie Saperstein, 44, spent such a ridiculous amount of time preparing the binder that even her therapist had to admit that she was borderline psychotic. The Daily Camp News was able to…


Twelve Year Old Boy Packs for Camp in Record Time

Marlboro, NJ (June 17, 2025) – Recent Marlboro Elementary School graduate, Trayson Berkowitz, needed only two minutes to pack his duffel bags for his first summer at Camp Huron Lake.  In record time, Berkowitz grabbed a single towel, two bathing suits, a 5 in 1 shampoo/conditioner/body wash/toothpaste/sunscreen, and a Chinese knockoff Jalen Brunson Knicks jersey and haphazardly chucked them into his over-sized, initialized bags then ran back to his room to get in as much screen time as possible before…


Color War Alma Mater Riddled with Inaccuracies, Falsehoods, Lies

Lake Huron, PA (August 13, 2024) – The Alma Mater for the White Lightning team performed at Camp Huron Lake’s Color War Sing was a train wreck from the second Junior Boy Stryker Rabinowitz walked in front of the judges to the moment it thankfully ended six minutes later.  The performance included both a completely ridiculous short skit and original yet inaccurate lyrics sung to the music of a once popular song professing campers’ love for their home away from…


Summer Long Ass-Kissing Leads to Camper Captain Nod

Lake Huron, PA (August 9, 2024) – If brown-nosing was an Olympic event this summer, Camp Huron Lake Super Senior boy Bynjymyn Liebowitz would easily be standing atop the podium with a gold medal draped over his neck.  He performed an absolute master class in sucking up to counselors, group leaders, and administrators for the sole reason of grabbing one of two coveted Color War Camper Captain divisional positions. One of the most difficult dances to perform at camp is…


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