Camp Fires Photographer, Posts Pictures from Past Summers Instead

Lake Huron, PA (July 7, 2026) – Longtime Camp Huron Lake photographer Sam Feldstein was fired this past Friday after passing out in the sweltering heat while taking photos of the Junior Girls walking from the air-conditioned movieplex to the air-conditioned dining room. Feldstein was taken to the camp health center where he was administered several electrolyte-heavy sports drinks as well as two lozenges as a precaution and is expected to make a full recovery. “We got way too many…

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Bankruptcy Coverage: Cutbacks in Dining Room Barely Noticed by Campers

Lake Huron, PA (June 30, 2026) – Despite their parent company defaulting on Israeli bonds and  declaring bankruptcy in early June, Camp Huron Lake has been going full steam ahead in its first few days of the summer of 2026.  Most parents were overly nervous about the bankruptcy for no reason as director Marty Feldstein has deftly made a few cutbacks that have gone unnoticed so far. The microscopic changes Feldstein has employed have not yet been mentioned by any…


AI Bunk Assignment Software Crashes Trying to Decipher Camper’s First Names

Lake Huron, PA (June 26, 2026) – An attempt to finally enter the digital age backfired spectacularly for Camp Huron Lake Director Marty Feldstein as the AI software used for bunk assignments did not have the proper processing power to figure out which campers were male and female based on their first names. Despite investing thousands on a custom Nvidia (NVDA – NASDAQ) solution which takes into account campers names, birthdates, and bunkmate request, the multi-trillion dollar company’s program proved…


Camp Owner Pushes for Shorter, More Expensive Camp Season

Lake Huron, PA (August 15, 2025) – Camp Huron Lake Director Marty Feldstein is urging the Camp Advisory Board to recommend that the summer camp season be reduced from seven weeks to six but increase the cost of attending by ten to twenty percent.  Feldstein has been at the helm of Huron Lake since the early 1980’s when children went for eight weeks for a reasonable tuition fee but he hopes that his new idea will bring him a decade…


Closest Color War Ever for 72nd Straight Year

Lake Huron, PA (August 12, 2025) – For the 72nd year in a row, the final score for Color War at Camp Huron Lake was the closest it’s ever been according to Camp Director Marty Feldstein.  The difference of just one quintillionth (18 zeros) of a point separating the two teams broke last year’s record of three quintillionths of a point determining the ultimate winner. It was a Color War to remember as this year’s internet-themed team names were picked…


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