Kalshi Now Taking Bets on all Camp-Related Competitions

Lake Huron, PA (July 13, 2026) – In an exciting development impacting the camp community, Kalshi, the prediction platform that allows users to gamble on anything, is now accepting bets on intercamp games and tournaments as well as Color War and bunk/divisional contests.  Wagering has long been a staple of sleepaway camps and now, with this revolutionary app, campers can finally cash in on pretty much anything within their summer homes. So far this summer, Kalshi has taken several million…

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Camp Fires Photographer, Posts Pictures from Past Summers Instead

Lake Huron, PA (July 7, 2026) – Longtime Camp Huron Lake photographer Sam Feldstein was fired this past Friday after passing out in the sweltering heat while taking photos of the Junior Girls walking from the air-conditioned movieplex to the air-conditioned dining room. Feldstein was taken to the camp health center where he was administered several electrolyte-heavy sports drinks as well as two lozenges as a precaution and is expected to make a full recovery. “We got way too many…


Bankruptcy Coverage: Cutbacks in Dining Room Barely Noticed by Campers

Lake Huron, PA (June 30, 2026) – Despite their parent company defaulting on Israeli bonds and  declaring bankruptcy in early June, Camp Huron Lake has been going full steam ahead in its first few days of the summer of 2026.  Most parents were overly nervous about the bankruptcy for no reason as director Marty Feldstein has deftly made a few cutbacks that have gone unnoticed so far. The microscopic changes Feldstein has employed have not yet been mentioned by any…


AI Bunk Assignment Software Crashes Trying to Decipher Camper’s First Names

Lake Huron, PA (June 26, 2026) – An attempt to finally enter the digital age backfired spectacularly for Camp Huron Lake Director Marty Feldstein as the AI software used for bunk assignments did not have the proper processing power to figure out which campers were male and female based on their first names. Despite investing thousands on a custom Nvidia (NVDA – NASDAQ) solution which takes into account campers names, birthdates, and bunkmate request, the multi-trillion dollar company’s program proved…


Camp Owner Pushes for Shorter, More Expensive Camp Season

Lake Huron, PA (August 15, 2025) – Camp Huron Lake Director Marty Feldstein is urging the Camp Advisory Board to recommend that the summer camp season be reduced from seven weeks to six but increase the cost of attending by ten to twenty percent.  Feldstein has been at the helm of Huron Lake since the early 1980’s when children went for eight weeks for a reasonable tuition fee but he hopes that his new idea will bring him a decade…


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