Lake Huron, PA (July 30, 2026) – A nasty stomach bug is ravaging several Pennsylvania sleepaway camps including Camp Huron Lake where nearly 80% of the campers have been reported to have either complained of non-stop vomiting and/or spent the better part of the day on the toilet expunging anything in their bodies that’s been ingested since they were born. The “Vomit Apocalypse” as coined by the New York Post is said to have a two to three day lifespan….

Lake Huron, PA (July 24, 2026) – After spending three to four hours a night for seven straight weeks hunting and pecking through thousands of pictures to find her son on the Camp Huron Lake website, Amy Bloom was determined to take back her life by giving her son a distinct characteristic that would make him easily distinguishable while scrolling on an iPhone 12 well after midnight.  Some parents have had their children dye their hair a non-traditional color in…

Lake Huron, PA (July 21, 2026) – As part of their Visiting Day bunk gift, a group of Super Senior boys from Camp Huron Lake received then devoured a full sheet of brownies just moments after parents were ushered off the camp property.  Unbeknownst at the time, the brownies were infused with delta-9-tetrahydrocannabinol (THC), the active ingredient in marijuana.  Approximately 40 to 45 minutes after ingesting the chocolatey sweetness, the boys were seen eating every Visiting Day leftover and philosophizing…

Lake Huron, PA (July 17, 2026) – In an effort to assist the overworked Health Center staff, Camp Huron Lake has turned the canteen into a CVS Pharmacy, fully stocked with every possible drug a seven to sixteen year-old could possibly imagine. Health Center nurses and staff will now be able to focus their time on treating camp-related sicknesses and injuries instead of spending the day sorting through hundreds of bottles of medications. Long gone are the days of the…