Counselors’ Day Off Includes First Time Ever at Walmart, Papa John’s, Applebee’s

Scranton, PA (July 12, 2024) – Camp Huron Lake counselors Jacob Aaronson and Aaron Jacobson were finally able to enjoy a much needed day off from the daily grind of living, eating, and just existing with a rowdy group of twelve year-old disgustingly dirty hell raisers.  Unfortunately for the two young men, the camp’s remote geographical location means the closest sign of civilization outside a few gas stations and roadside greasy spoons is a Walmart and Applebee’s an hour and…

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Hurricane Beryl Batters Offshore Camp Data Center, Parents Furious Pictures Delayed

Lake Huron, PA (July 9, 2024) – Camp Huron Lake Director Marty Feldstein and his staff faced their own hurricane in the form of irate phone calls and emails from angry parents last night after Hurricane Beryl barreled through the Cayman Islands and damaged the camp’s digital data center and web hosting location.  The nearly-destroyed facility houses all of the computer servers and databases that are used for camper emails and, much more importantly, the nightly photo dump that parents…


Camp Fireworks Show Canceled as Director’s Mother Says It’s Too Dangerous

Lake Huron, PA (July 5, 2024) – Hundreds of campers were let down on another July 4th as the mother of Camp Huron Lake Director Marty Feldstein forbade her son from handling any fireworks or other pyrotechnics.  The 62 year-old director had a huge extravaganza planned for the camp but had to rely on the fireworks from local trailer parks after Marty’s younger brother told their mother that Marty was going to be playing with matches. After an hour long…


New Camper Not Prepared for This Level of Sweating

Lake Huron, PA (July 2, 2024) – Camp Huron Lake Inter Boy Jonathan Schvitzenstein had eagerly waited ten months to finally leave day camp behind to embark on a new sleepaway adventure but after only three days, he admits he could never in a million years imagine the amount of sweat his body produces nearly twenty-four hours a day at his new home away from home.  The husky, handsome twelve year-old is suffering from intense chafing between his thighs and…


Senior Girls Keratin Treatments Force Camp Pool Shutdown

Lake Huron, PA (June 28, 2024) – The Camp Huron Lake pool has been shut down indefinitely following the Senior Girls swim test on the first day of camp due to Keratin treated hair interacting with the pool’s high chlorine and pH levels. The thirty once wavy/curly-haired but now perfectly straight-haired thirteen year old girls were required by veteran head lifeguard Josh Stonestein to perform a series of swimming tasks including diving to the bottom of the pool and treading…


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