AI Bunk Assignment Software Crashes Trying to Decipher Camper’s First Names

Lake Huron, PA (June 26, 2026) – An attempt to finally enter the digital age backfired spectacularly for Camp Huron Lake Director Marty Feldstein as the AI software used for bunk assignments did not have the proper processing power to figure out which campers were male and female based on their first names. Despite investing thousands on a custom Nvidia (NVDA – NASDAQ) solution which takes into account campers names, birthdates, and bunkmate request, the multi-trillion dollar company’s program proved…

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Camp Owner Pushes for Shorter, More Expensive Camp Season

Lake Huron, PA (August 15, 2025) – Camp Huron Lake Director Marty Feldstein is urging the Camp Advisory Board to recommend that the summer camp season be reduced from seven weeks to six but increase the cost of attending by ten to twenty percent.  Feldstein has been at the helm of Huron Lake since the early 1980’s when children went for eight weeks for a reasonable tuition fee but he hopes that his new idea will bring him a decade…


Closest Color War Ever for 72nd Straight Year

Lake Huron, PA (August 12, 2025) – For the 72nd year in a row, the final score for Color War at Camp Huron Lake was the closest it’s ever been according to Camp Director Marty Feldstein.  The difference of just one quintillionth (18 zeros) of a point separating the two teams broke last year’s record of three quintillionths of a point determining the ultimate winner. It was a Color War to remember as this year’s internet-themed team names were picked…


Italian Camper who Identifies as Jewish Allowed to Compete in Color War Gaga Event

Lake Huron, PA (August 7, 2025) – Camp Huron Lake Super Senior boy Tony “T-Bone” Balboni, an Italian 14 year-old who came to camp with his neighbor Jacob Finkelstein, has been allowed to participate in this year’s Color War Gaga tournament despite the event being closed to non-Jews since its inception.  As a result of three gentile campers easily winning the tournament from the summers 2021 through 2023, Camp Director Marty Feldstein limited the participant pool to only Jewish campers…


Girls Side Avoids Infirmary Led by Week 6 Dr. Cliff Huxtable

Lake Huron, PA (August 5, 2025) – Despite being a once well-respected New York OB/GYN who practices out of the basement of his Brooklyn Heights brownstone, Dr. Cliff Huxtable, for reasons unbeknownst to many, has not had one female visitor this week at the Camp Huron Lake Infirmary.  Most of Boys Side has found their ways to see the famous doctor who has supplied the boys with Jell-O Pudding Pops and Coca Cola despite the ailments they presented. Camp Director…


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