Lake Huron, PA (June 26, 2026) – An attempt to finally enter the digital age backfired spectacularly for Camp Huron Lake Director Marty Feldstein as the AI software used for bunk assignments did not have the proper processing power to figure out which campers were male and female based on their first names. Despite investing thousands on a custom Nvidia (NVDA – NASDAQ) solution which takes into account campers names, birthdates, and bunkmate request, the multi-trillion dollar company’s program proved…

Lake Huron, PA (August 12, 2025) – For the 72nd year in a row, the final score for Color War at Camp Huron Lake was the closest it’s ever been according to Camp Director Marty Feldstein.  The difference of just one quintillionth (18 zeros) of a point separating the two teams broke last year’s record of three quintillionths of a point determining the ultimate winner. It was a Color War to remember as this year’s internet-themed team names were picked…

Lake Huron, PA (August 7, 2025) – Camp Huron Lake Super Senior boy Tony “T-Bone” Balboni, an Italian 14 year-old who came to camp with his neighbor Jacob Finkelstein, has been allowed to participate in this year’s Color War Gaga tournament despite the event being closed to non-Jews since its inception.  As a result of three gentile campers easily winning the tournament from the summers 2021 through 2023, Camp Director Marty Feldstein limited the participant pool to only Jewish campers…