Lake Huron, PA (June 26, 2025) – When Junior Boy counselor Horatio Fernandez, Camp Huron Lake’s newest Camp America hire, unzipped the first of two of Maveryck Saperstein’s duffel bags he was greeted by a binder filled with laminated instructions detailing exactly how Saperstein’s belongings should be unpacked.  Marcie Saperstein, 44, spent such a ridiculous amount of time preparing the binder that even her therapist had to admit that she was borderline psychotic. The Daily Camp News was able to…

Marlboro, NJ (June 17, 2025) – Recent Marlboro Elementary School graduate, Trayson Berkowitz, needed only two minutes to pack his duffel bags for his first summer at Camp Huron Lake.  In record time, Berkowitz grabbed a single towel, two bathing suits, a 5 in 1 shampoo/conditioner/body wash/toothpaste/sunscreen, and a Chinese knockoff Jalen Brunson Knicks jersey and haphazardly chucked them into his over-sized, initialized bags then ran back to his room to get in as much screen time as possible before…

Lake Huron, PA (August 13, 2024) – The Alma Mater for the White Lightning team performed at Camp Huron Lake’s Color War Sing was a train wreck from the second Junior Boy Stryker Rabinowitz walked in front of the judges to the moment it thankfully ended six minutes later.  The performance included both a completely ridiculous short skit and original yet inaccurate lyrics sung to the music of a once popular song professing campers’ love for their home away from…

Lake Huron, PA (August 9, 2024) – If brown-nosing was an Olympic event this summer, Camp Huron Lake Super Senior boy Bynjymyn Liebowitz would easily be standing atop the podium with a gold medal draped over his neck.  He performed an absolute master class in sucking up to counselors, group leaders, and administrators for the sole reason of grabbing one of two coveted Color War Camper Captain divisional positions. One of the most difficult dances to perform at camp is…

Lake Huron, PA (August 6, 2024) – Tim Whatley, a dentist from Manhattan’s Upper West Side, served as the Camp Huron Lake’s on site doctor for the past week to mixed reviews from both campers and staff.  Whatley, who famously converted to Judaism in April of 1997, seemed ill-equipped to handle any medical situation arising outside of the mouth. Whatley was hired as a favor to Camp Director Marty Feldstein after “Dr. J” Julius Erving sprained his knee and was…