Face Mask Prevents Horowitz from Finally Hooking Up

Lake Huron, PA (July 16, 2021) – All that stood between Camp Huron Lake Senior boy Jake Horowitz and his first hook up was a Covid outbreak at another camp and poorly made designer face mask. Destiny, not to be confused with his bodacious step-mother Destinee, seemed to finally be on his side as the fourteen year-old young man walked Eyreland Rosenberg back to the path dividing Girls Side and Boys Side after their co-ed evening activity. After a rough…


Photos Arouse Suspicion That Camp Has No Counselors Left

Lake Huron, PA (July 23, 2021) Based on the nightly pictures on the Camp Huron Lake website and limited communication, Scott Edelstein is fairly certain that his son’s bunk and division has no counselors this summer. Although he is not one hundred percent positive, the fact that most camps are horribly understaffed only fuels his suspicion. Due to the Covid pandemic preventing foreign workers from coming to the states to work for the summer and government handouts providing no incentive…


Breaking News: The Real Reason Visiting Day Canceled

Lake Huron, PA (July 20, 2021) – Contrary to popular belief, the actual reason behind the latest sleepaway camp Visiting Day cancellations had very little to do with the Covid pandemic and several small outbreaks across various camps.  According to a member of the Camp Huron Lake administration who spoke on the condition of anonymity, the real cause was that campers simply did not want nor feel the need to see their parents. “I just spent a year and a…


Sunscreen Recall Sparks Panic in Sleepaway Camp Community

Lake Huron, PA (July 16, 2021) – The sleepaway camp world has been sent into a wild frenzy as pharmaceutical behemoth Johnson & Johnson has recalled five of its most popular Neutrogena and Aveeno spray sunscreens after detecting benzene, a chemical that “could potentially cause cancer depending on the level and extent of exposure.” Although the recall was done for precautionary reasons, Camp Huron Lake, a co-ed sleepaway camp in Pennsylvania’s Pocono region has already received hundreds of frantic calls…


Parents Suing Camp over One-Piece Bathing Suit Policy

Lake Huron, PA (July 13, 2021) – Camp Huron Lake and Director Marty Feldstein were both named in a lawsuit filed in Wayne County by Lysa and Seth Ackerman, parents of eighteen year-old CIT Myckynzy, claiming their daughter’s swimsuits are well within the camp’s one-piece bathing suit parameters.  The Ackermans are also seeking an injunction to temporarily overturn the camp’s decision to force Myckynzy to wear more conservative, child-friendly swim attire. Since instituting a one-piece bathing suit policy geared toward…