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Camp Production of “The Color Purple” Not So Good; “Fiddler” to Return Next Summer

Huron Lake, PA (August 4, 2014) – Last night, The Murray Abraham Social Hall on the grounds of Camp Huron Lake was transformed into the American south for the 2014 summer production of “The Color Purple”.  Although the elaborate sets were stunning, the show opened to mostly negative reviews from campers and staff who sat through two and a half hours of depressing, lifeless theatre. “The Color Purple”, a Tony Award Winning Musical, takes place mainly in Georgia between 1909…


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Lozenge Cure for Heat Stroke, Fractured Pelvis, Torn ACL at Camp Infirmary

Lake Huron, PA (July 28, 2014) – It seems as the summer season rolls along, more and more campers are visiting the Camp Huron Lake Infirmary, lead by head nurse Rita Margolitz, RN.  Margolitz, a forty year veteran of the rustic oasis that is Huron Lake, has seen every injury, ailment, and sickness known to man.  And for every single camper that steps through the swinging door of the infirmary, she has a simple, yet unbelievably effective method of treatment:…


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Goldie Vomits All Over Bunk After Eating Three Weeks Worth of Sugar in Four-Hour Span

Huron Lake, Pa (July 19, 2014) – With the exception of ten bowls of Golden Grahams cereal consumed in the “Goldie” competition, he hadn’t eaten anything with fructose, glucose, or corn syrup for nearly three weeks, so when Junior Boy camper Jake “Goldie” Goldenberg of Merrick, NY, received a candy-coated oversized tennis racquet from his parents on Visiting Day, his body was not equipped to handle the oncoming tidal wave of sugar.  No one could have possibly anticipated the horror…


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Midget Rec to be Renamed “Little Person” Center

 Lake Huron, PA (July 22, 2014) – Under pressure from various human rights groups and organizations, Camp Huron Lake has decided to finally change the name of its beloved yet politically incorrect Midget Rec to “The Little Person Center for Cinema and Losing Maccabean Games Banners” (LPCCLMGB). In a press release from Camp Director Marty Feldstein: “The Midget Rec has been a part of the Huron Lake family for many years.  My son watched the Little Mermaid on VHS for…


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Mother Shows Love through Visiting Day Candy Monstrosity

Huron Lake, PA (July 19, 2014) She claims to love her daughter more than any mother has ever loved a child.  She says she misses her daughter more than what is humanly possible.  And because this love or the bond between parent and child or the heartache felt when missing a loved one cannot possibly be measured, Jenna Silverberg, for Visiting Day, brought daughter and first-year Camp Huron Lake Junior Girl Sami Silverberg of Scarsdale, New York a monstrous, horrific…