Lake Huron, PA (July 5, 2024) – Hundreds of campers were let down on another July 4th as the mother of Camp Huron Lake Director Marty Feldstein forbade her son from handling any fireworks or other pyrotechnics.  The 62 year-old director had a huge extravaganza planned for the camp but had to rely on the fireworks from local trailer parks after Marty’s younger brother told their mother that Marty was going to be playing with matches. After an hour long…

Lake Huron, PA (July 2, 2024) – Camp Huron Lake Inter Boy Jonathan Schvitzenstein had eagerly waited ten months to finally leave day camp behind to embark on a new sleepaway adventure but after only three days, he admits he could never in a million years imagine the amount of sweat his body produces nearly twenty-four hours a day at his new home away from home.  The husky, handsome twelve year-old is suffering from intense chafing between his thighs and…

Lake Huron, PA (June 28, 2024) – The Camp Huron Lake pool has been shut down indefinitely following the Senior Girls swim test on the first day of camp due to Keratin treated hair interacting with the pool’s high chlorine and pH levels. The thirty once wavy/curly-haired but now perfectly straight-haired thirteen year old girls were required by veteran head lifeguard Josh Stonestein to perform a series of swimming tasks including diving to the bottom of the pool and treading…

Jericho, NY (June 21, 2024) – The father of fourteen year-old J’Dyn Nussbaum has been bragging to family and friends alike about his “unbelievable” packing prowess despite both giant-size duffel bags being only 60% full.  After years of complaining to his wife that she goes completely overboard when packing for their children for Camp Huron Lake and that he could easily do a better job, Eric Nussbaum was given the green light by his wife of fifteen years, Sandi, to…

Dix Hills, NY (August 11, 2023) – Local mother Cyndi Rosenbaum has waited four long weeks to finally be able to show off her newly enhanced bosom, flattened stomach, and voluptuous posterior at the Manhasset Macy’s parking lot on Saturday when she picks up her children from Camp Huron Lake. In addition to the procedures that required her going under the knife, Rosenbaum has also had lip filler injections and had her ears pinned back for a more streamlined looked. …