Lake Huron, PA (July 5, 2023) – Facial recognition software giant Candid Campera has struggled to identify any Camp Huron Lake’s 17 year-old CIT girls when doing its nightly ID process due to a majority of the girls getting their noses done by Dr. Paul Benjamin of the East Side Surgery Center.  Typically, the software has a near perfect record of being able to pick out campers from as far away as one hundred feet but the combination of brown…

Livingston, NJ (June 27, 2023) – Despite spending ten times as much packing her daughter than actually birthing her, local mother Shari Goldstein won’t be winning any Mother of the Year awards from Sylver, 11, for failing to anticipate several camp essentials her daughter realizes that she desperately needs after only a day and a half at camp. The pre-pubescent junior girl at Camp Huron Lake in the Poconos has already sent a dozen or so letters home marked “Urgent”…

Merrick, NY (June 14, 2023) – Despite the fact that his mother still has to pack his camp trunks, rising college junior Ethan Schmidler cannot wait until he returns to Camp Huron Lake as a counselor, eager to impart his twenty years of earthly knowledge to the next generation of overprivileged young children who will roam the pastoral camp grounds in a few short weeks. Schmidler is looking to pass on important life lessons that he has picked up from…