Boy Remains Traumatized, Yet Relaxed Huron, Pa (Aug 7) – Similar to so many adolescent girls experiencing menses for the first time while away at summer camp, Camp Huron Lake Senior Boy Josh Weinstein, 12, had his first ever nocturnal emission last night in Bunk 21.  Weinstein, from Melville, NY, woke up from an 8 hour long sleep to discover that the erotic dream he had was indeed semi-real. Confused as to what transpired and knowing his father, Mitch, wouldn’t…

Up from 2 days of Outside Lines, 1 day Bathroom in 2012 Huron, Pa (Aug 7) – Proving that nothing is immune to the downtrodden US economy, Camp Huron Lake is reporting massive inflation in the camp equivalent of Oreos, Archie Comics, and other camp staples.  Oreos and other cookies and crackers have spiked in bartering price over the past three weeks to record highs. Camps up and down the east coast have all been reporting widespread inflation and it…

“Can’t us Jews be good at something?” laments one director Huron, Pa (Aug 7) – For each of the past seven summers, Camp Huron Lake (CHL) has seen a dramatic rise in enrollment since introducing popular Israeli sport sensation Gaga.  Played in a fifteen foot wide octagon, Gaga has established itself as the most popular “sport” in nearly every Jewish camp from the Poconos to the Berkshires. Several key factors point to the popularity of Gaga among Jewish campers.  Catching…