Lake Huron, PA (July 30, 2021) – In a move to appease overly sensitive parents in the current Cancel Culture climate, Camp Huron Lake Director Marty Feldstein has frustratingly made the decision to change Color War to “Happy Games”.   After accusations of being “pro-war” from several of the junior camp parents, the camp administration unanimously voted in favor of a more non-descript, generic name for the camp’s signature event. Just as the real estate community has moved away from “master…

Lake Huron, PA (July 16, 2021) – All that stood between Camp Huron Lake Senior boy Jake Horowitz and his first hook up was a Covid outbreak at another camp and poorly made designer face mask. Destiny, not to be confused with his bodacious step-mother Destinee, seemed to finally be on his side as the fourteen year-old young man walked Eyreland Rosenberg back to the path dividing Girls Side and Boys Side after their co-ed evening activity. After a rough…

Lake Huron, PA (July 23, 2021) Based on the nightly pictures on the Camp Huron Lake website and limited communication, Scott Edelstein is fairly certain that his son’s bunk and division has no counselors this summer. Although he is not one hundred percent positive, the fact that most camps are horribly understaffed only fuels his suspicion. Due to the Covid pandemic preventing foreign workers from coming to the states to work for the summer and government handouts providing no incentive…

Lake Huron, PA (July 20, 2021) – Contrary to popular belief, the actual reason behind the latest sleepaway camp Visiting Day cancellations had very little to do with the Covid pandemic and several small outbreaks across various camps.  According to a member of the Camp Huron Lake administration who spoke on the condition of anonymity, the real cause was that campers simply did not want nor feel the need to see their parents. “I just spent a year and a…

Lake Huron, PA (July 16, 2021) – The sleepaway camp world has been sent into a wild frenzy as pharmaceutical behemoth Johnson & Johnson has recalled five of its most popular Neutrogena and Aveeno spray sunscreens after detecting benzene, a chemical that “could potentially cause cancer depending on the level and extent of exposure.” Although the recall was done for precautionary reasons, Camp Huron Lake, a co-ed sleepaway camp in Pennsylvania’s Pocono region has already received hundreds of frantic calls…