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Parents Losing Minds in Attempt to Cram Three Summers of Missed Visiting Days into Five Hours of Disgusting Excess

Lake Huron, PA (July 18, 2023) – With Week 3 Visiting Day in the books and only days until camps hold Week 4 Visiting Days, one thing is for absolute certain: parents are going batshit crazy trying to make up for the past three summers of lost Visiting Days.  The maniacal lengths they are going to in order to satisfy their children’s every need is something the camp world has never seen.  Even the most outrageous Visiting Day camper requests…


Parents Throw Daughter Insane Exclusive Sweet Sixteen at Camp

Lake Huron, PA (July 11, 2023) – The Camp Huron Lake social hall was the venue for one of the most ridiculously over the top Sweet Sixteens in recent memory.  Alexis and Alex Rosenfeld threw their daughter Symphony a party complete with top New York City DJ Lil Shlomo, a team of professional dancers, a sushi bar catered by Nobu and several hibachi grills for her friends with less refined palates. To give it a true Sweet Sixteen feel, Symphony…


Michigan Alum Demands Sons Be Moved Out of Bunk Due to Counselor Currently Attending Ohio State

Port Washington, NY (June 30, 2023) – A local father and University of Michigan alum has reportedly demanded that his twelve year-old twin sons attending Camp Huron Lake be moved out of Bunk 23 because one of their counselors is a rising junior at The Ohio State University. After viewing a picture of his sons finally overcoming their fear of heights on the zipline while being escorted down by a young man wearing an Ohio State Science Department t-shirt, Glen…


Huron Lake Defeats Columbia U Encampment in Inter(en)camp(ment) Softball Game

Lake Huron, PA (Juy 16, 2024) – The Camp Huron Lake co-ed counselor softball team defeated a team of overly-aggressive Pro-Hamas, anti-American antisemites and racists from the encampment at the prestigious Ivy League institution Columbia University by the score of 18-0 in game that took place due to a scheduling blunder of biblical proportions.  Huron Lake Athletic Director Sam Feldstein, brother of Camp Director Marty Feldstein, mistakenly invited the Columbia encampment softball team instead of the Summer Program at Columbia…


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