Lake Huron, PA (August 9, 2022) – The phones at Camp Huron Lake have been ringing off the hook for the past two days of Color War following Director Marty Feldstein’s decision to livestream events to make up for cancelling this summer’s Visiting Day.  Office staff has been inundated with calls, emails, and texts from psychotic parents who truly believe their children’s performances in the four-day event actually mean something outside the gates of the camp. The office administration typically…

Lake Huron, PA (August 5, 2022) – Camp Huron Lake Color War Leader Jake Schwartz could hardly contain his excitement when he learned he’d be leading half the camp in the summer’s signature event. But only moments later, he realized that there was a fairly strong chance that his home friends would get a hold of pictures of him donning the traditional leader outfit of face paint, a tutu, a cape, and, possibly, glitter ball alien antennae.  In the summer…

Lake Huron, PA (August 2, 2022) – The whirlwind romance between Camp Huron Lake senior campers Dylan Lipschitz and Doug Kleinstein was hot and heavy for the first half of the walk from the flag pole to the dining room but ultimately couldn’t sustain the intensity as the couple broke up just steps before entering the dining room. A spokesperson for the couple, Kleinstein’s bunkmate Isaac Isaacson, released a statement that the couple will remain friends and asked that other…

Los Angeles, CA (July 29, 2022) – A massive brawl between some overprivileged Teen Tour tough guys and the equally overprivileged Teen Division from Camp Huron Lake took place yesterday at Universal Studios Hollywood Theme Park. The wild melee started at Krustyland, The Simpsons-themed section of the park, then spilled over into the Shrek 4-D Experience before finally being subdued by local law enforcement.  No life-threatening injuries were reported although several teens are being held overnight at Cedars Sinai Medical…

Lake Huron, PA (July 26, 2022) – Ilyssa Liebowitz is furious.  Alyssa Rabinowitz is beside herself. Melissa Moskowitz is demanding answers and threatening Camp Huron Lake Director Marty Feldstein with legal action. These young women along with their bunkmates have suffered a blow to their summers that few could possibly imagine only four and a half weeks ago.  Apparently, the new laundry service Feldstein chose over the winter completely ruined nearly three dozen pairs of Bunk 36’s Lululemon Hotty Hot…