Michigan Alum Demands Sons Be Moved Out of Bunk Due to Counselor Currently Attending Ohio State

Port Washington, NY (June 30, 2023) – A local father and University of Michigan alum has reportedly demanded that his twelve year-old twin sons attending Camp Huron Lake be moved out of Bunk 23 because one of their counselors is a rising junior at The Ohio State University. After viewing a picture of his sons finally overcoming their fear of heights on the zipline while being escorted down by a young man wearing an Ohio State Science Department t-shirt, Glen…


Mother Royally Screws Up by Not Packing Things Daughter Now Wants

Livingston, NJ (June 27, 2023) – Despite spending ten times as much packing her daughter than actually birthing her, local mother Shari Goldstein won’t be winning any Mother of the Year awards from Sylver, 11, for failing to anticipate several camp essentials her daughter realizes that she desperately needs after only a day and a half at camp. The pre-pubescent junior girl at Camp Huron Lake in the Poconos has already sent a dozen or so letters home marked “Urgent”…


Camp Huron Lake Really Sticking it to Parents by Charging Baggage, Bunk, and Other Ridiculous Fees

Lake Huron, PA (June 20, 2023) – Just when parents thought they had seen it all when it comes to sleepaway camp tuition and fees, Camp Huron Lake Director Marty Feldstein, inspired by a recent solo vacation to Hedonism III aboard Spirit Airlines, has truly gone above and beyond to screw them out of more of their hard-earned money. Feldstein is already famously-known throughout the camping world as the genius who implemented the decision to charge Counselors in Training (CIT’s)…


Irresponsible, Lazy College Student Excited for Mentorship Role as Sleepaway Camp Counselor

Merrick, NY (June 14, 2023) – Despite the fact that his mother still has to pack his camp trunks, rising college junior Ethan Schmidler cannot wait until he returns to Camp Huron Lake as a counselor, eager to impart his twenty years of earthly knowledge to the next generation of overprivileged young children who will roam the pastoral camp grounds in a few short weeks. Schmidler is looking to pass on important life lessons that he has picked up from…


Camp Director’s Daughter Wins Every Award Throughout Entire Summer Again

Lake Huron, PA (August 11, 2022) – Fifteen year-old Maddicyn Feldstein has, for the seventh straight summer, won every award, honor, and contest Camp Huron Lake has to offer.  A non-descript young lady who spends most of her time making partially finished lanyard projects by her lonesome, Feldstein embodies everything that’s great about camp according to her father, Camp Huron Lake Director Marty Feldstein. After winning Camper of the Week for weeks 1 and 2, the Maddicyn was named Teen…


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