Lake Huron, PA (July 21, 2023) – Camp Huron Lake Senior boy counselor Jake Edelstein is truly looking forward to meeting the parents of Jaycin Teitelbaum, the fourteen year-old nightmare of a camper, to see what type of people could have possibly spawned and raised such an incredible douchebag of a son.  Edelstein has prepared a list of questions for the Teitelbaums, the first being why couldn’t they just spell his name like every other Jason on earth. Since the…

New York, NY (July 14, 2023) – In a recent study performed by independent research firm Goldberg Group Inc., it was determined that only three in ten parents actually miss their children when they are attending an overnight camp.  Additionally, only one in ten parents miss those same kids at the three-week mark of the summer while a whopping 95% acknowledged something felt different at home but were unable to put a finger on it.  “We’ve done a bunch of…

Lake Huron, PA (July 5, 2023) – Facial recognition software giant Candid Campera has struggled to identify any Camp Huron Lake’s 17 year-old CIT girls when doing its nightly ID process due to a majority of the girls getting their noses done by Dr. Paul Benjamin of the East Side Surgery Center.  Typically, the software has a near perfect record of being able to pick out campers from as far away as one hundred feet but the combination of brown…