Huron Lake, PA (July 19, 2016) – Last Saturday, Linda Fertig, 39, of Merrick, LI earned a spot on the US Women’s 4×400 relay Olympic team by posting a blistering time of 48.03 seconds sprinting from the front gate of Camp Huron Lake to Bunk 35 to see her son, Jake.  In addition to her spot on the relay team, Fertig also qualified to serve as the first alternate in the 400 meter individual event should another runner be unable…

Huron Lake, PA (July 15, 2016) – For Jenna Levinson, like most mothers of children at sleep away camp, Visiting Day cannot come soon enough.  Last summer, Levinson, a 41-year old stay-at-home helicopter parent, treated her daughter, Brooklin, and her Bunk 18 Inter Girls pals to a towering monstrosity of chocolates, candy, and bunk junk that took a moving van and several young men to deliver.  Unfortunately for Levinson, the overindulgent creation was met with indifference from most of the…

Huron Lake, PA (July 12, 2016) – Due to an influx of local citizens trespassing on the grounds of Camp Huron Lake, Director Marty Feldstein has promised parents and future parents of campers that he will build a giant wall to prevent these unwanted guests from using the camp facilities without having to pay a dime.  In addition to using the water equipment on the lake among other amenities, the townies have also been seen in the camp infirmary receiving…

Huron Lake, PA (July 8, 2016) – With their children away at Camp Huron Lake, Marlboro couple Michelle and Josh Isaacson decided to take a much needed adults-only vacation to Martha’s Vineyard only to be interrupted by their selfish bitch nine year-old Dylyn who spent the last four days vomiting in and around the camp infirmary.  Only two days into their week away, the Isaacsons were forced to drive through the night to the camp to pick up their daughter…

Huron Lake, PA (July 5, 2016) – It took only one week, ten days shorter than last summer, for Camp Huron Lake Super Senior Boy Josh Teitelbaum, 14, to lose all of his underwear.  Packed with twenty-one pairs, Teitelbaum anticipated having more than enough to last the full seven days before the first laundry day but it was not meant to be for a second consecutive summer. Upon disembarking the camp bus, Teitelbaum did a full sprint to Bunk 29…