Syosset, NY (June 26, 2017) – Doug Rosenstein could not wait to drop off his kids at the Camp Huron Lake bus this past Saturday knowing that a summer of home cooked meals and sexual escapades waited for him upon returning home kid-free for seven weeks.  After being promised by his wife, Jocelyn, that “once the kids go away” their relationship would revert to their early marriage years, Rosenstein was sorely disappointed late Sunday evening after a meal at home…

Marlboro, NJ (June 21, 2017) – Sources have confirmed that ten-year old Jeremy Fishbein will be taking his last real shower tomorrow before heading off to Camp Huron Lake on Saturday morning.  Although he will only be semi-clean after bathing, Fishbein will be downright sparkling compared to what he will look and smell like in the middle of August when he returns home. Fishbein has long despised any type of bathing activities in general and sleepaway camp offers him the…

Millburn, NJ (June 13, 2017) – Based on her inordinate amount of Facebook posts in the past months, local mother, Julie Goldfine, 44, believes she is the only parent in the Northeast who is getting her kids ready for camp in a few short weeks.  Between pictures of black monogrammed duffel bags being filled and general posts detailing the “Packing Hell” she is living through, Goldfine is making it very clear that no single person on the entire eastern seaboard…

Huron Lake, PA (May 30, 2017) – After fielding hundreds of calls and complaints about the quality of their children’s camp experiences, Camp Huron Lake Director, Marty Feldstein has vowed to concerned parents that the summer of 2017 will indeed be the Jappiest in the seventy-four year history of the camp.  Not only is Feldstein promising a significantly more indulged seven weeks than last year, he is offering a money back guarantee to any family who believes their child(ren) have…