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Lake Huron, PA (July 8, 2022) – Beloved camp singer/songwriter Ron Dagan unfortunately has been taught a new word today: Lawsuit.  After decades of proclaiming that each camp he is performing at is his favorite camp in the world, his lies and deceit have finally caught up with him. Led by Camp Huron Lake Director Marty Feldstein, the acoustic guitar summer sensation has been slapped with a class action slander lawsuit brought on by hundreds of camps in the northeast…

Short Hills, NJ (July 5, 2022) – Local couple Jill and Michael Caplan were both reportedly only seconds from their first climax in months when their love making was interrupted by a “ding” on Michael’s iPhone 6S informing the couple that a picture had been posted of their ten year-old daughter Layke on the camp photo app.  The alert put a screeching halt to the lovebirds’ long overdue romp in the sack leaving the couple to wonder whether “this counts”…

Lake Huron, PA (July 1, 2022) – The overturning of a controversial fifty year-old court case has paved the way to giving Camp Huron Lake females the right to choose whether they wear one- or two-piece bathing suits effective immediately.  The executive camp committee made this near unanimous decision after pressure from parents and children stressing body positivity and acceptance. In the summer of 1973, a fourteen year-old Super Senior boy, Paul “Ro” Rosen, successfully sued Wayne County and Camp…

Lake Huron, PA (June 28, 2022) – It only took a day and a half for the first child to be pulled from Camp Huron Lake as the neurotic parents of Allycyn Goldstein-Goldberg, a junior girl camper, was yanked from Bunk 10 early yesterday morning. Following a sleepless night of no pictures on the camp website, first time sleepaway parents Rebecca Gold-Goldstein-Goldberg and husband Josh Goldstein-Goldberg took the four hour drive from their home in Muttontown, Long Island straight to…

Lake Huron, PA (June 24, 2022) – Chaos ensued at the staging ground a mile away from Camp Huron Lake as dozens of stressed parents tried to drop off their Covid-positive children by using fake or forged test documentation.  Director Marty Feldstein and several assistants were forced to turn campers away as the Wayne County Board of Health representatives rejected a plethora of falsified documents ranging from phony misspelled vaccination cards to bogus letters from made up physicians and even…