Lake Huron, PA (August 2, 2024) – Josh Bornstein and Josh Bernstein, both twelve year-old Inter boys in Bunk 17 at Camp Huron Lake, have unfortunately mistakenly been given the wrong medication every morning as a result of the new camp nurse’s failure to be able to differentiate between the two. Luckily for the two friends, the mix up has not caused any damage to their short- and long-term health. Bornstein, a Plainview resident, had been taking growth hormones for…

Lake Huron, PA (July 30, 2024) – Based on the rancid smell emanating from McMaddyn Moskowitz’s cubby, it is probably safe to assume that the leftover Visiting Day dragon and dynamite sushi rolls hidden behind her t-shirts are no longer edible.  The ten year-old Camp Huron Lake junior girl camper apparently knows very little about the food storage/refrigeration process and is still planning on rationing them for a few more weeks including tomorrow night’s dinner in place of dining on…

Lake Huron, PA (July 26, 2024) – Camp Huron Lake Junior Boys counselor Chayse Lefkowitz was arrested by local police late Sunday night after Director Marty Feldstein was informed that the counselor took a $40 tip from the mother of camper Bentley Goldstein for diligently looking after her son for the first four weeks of the summer.  Lefkowitz was released under his own recognizance while bail was set at $2,000. “I love Lefty and I’m sorry we had to let…

Scranton, PA (July 12, 2024) – Camp Huron Lake counselors Jacob Aaronson and Aaron Jacobson were finally able to enjoy a much needed day off from the daily grind of living, eating, and just existing with a rowdy group of twelve year-old disgustingly dirty hell raisers.  Unfortunately for the two young men, the camp’s remote geographical location means the closest sign of civilization outside a few gas stations and roadside greasy spoons is a Walmart and Applebee’s an hour and…

Lake Huron, PA (July 9, 2024) – Camp Huron Lake Director Marty Feldstein and his staff faced their own hurricane in the form of irate phone calls and emails from angry parents last night after Hurricane Beryl barreled through the Cayman Islands and damaged the camp’s digital data center and web hosting location.  The nearly-destroyed facility houses all of the computer servers and databases that are used for camper emails and, much more importantly, the nightly photo dump that parents…