Lake Huron, PA (July 22, 2022) – With the heat index breaking a new record on a daily basis in the Poconos region, one unfortunate senior boy at Camp Huron Lake has literally sweat his balls off. The shocking discovery was made by the camper late Thursday in the boys side shower house only an hour after failing to negotiate a hook up between Jen Klein and Jon Klein (no relation) at the Senior Division’s co-ed game night activity. The…
Lake Huron, PA (July 19, 2022) – Camp Huron Lake Director Marty Feldstein knows all too well how excited first time sleepaway camp parents get for their virgin Visiting Day experience. They’ve seen the videos, read the stories, and heard hundreds of tales of mothers in flip-flops or high heels setting world sprinting records in the quarter mile from the camp’s front gate to their child’s bunk. Unfortunately for these parents, the in person experience will have to wait another…
Lake Huron, PA (July 15, 2022) – Camp Huron Lake Director Marty Feldstein sent an email out to the parents of all but two campers informing them that in person Visiting Day has unfortunately been cancelled for the second consecutive summer. Although Feldstein blamed the cancellation on the possible transmission of Covid from outside parties to the campers and staff, the real reason is simply that Feldstein does not want to waste a full day fielding complaints from an unbelievably…
Lake Huron, PA (July 12, 2022) – Although Week 3 of the summer is well underway, Camp Huron Lake Junior Boy Jayque Bergerberger reportedly has yet to open up any of his most essential toiletries including his dental hygiene and bathing products. Bunkmates and counselors are concerned for Bergerberger’s well-being despite the ten year-old boy having the time of his life in his first summer at the cushy oasis for overprivileged youths. Jayque’s mother, Gigi, packed him with an abundance…
Lake Huron, PA (July 8, 2022) – Beloved camp singer/songwriter Ron Dagan unfortunately has been taught a new word today: Lawsuit. After decades of proclaiming that each camp he is performing at is his favorite camp in the world, his lies and deceit have finally caught up with him. Led by Camp Huron Lake Director Marty Feldstein, the acoustic guitar summer sensation has been slapped with a class action slander lawsuit brought on by hundreds of camps in the northeast…
