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Video Surfaces Showing Thrilled Campers Getting Off that Damn Bus

Huron Lake, Pa (June 29) – A video has surfaced on the Camp Huron Lake website showing hundreds of exhausted, road-weary children getting off the bus to their new home away from home for the next seven weeks.  After a nearly three hour ride from the Livingston Mall, the campers were less excited to be at camp and more relieved to just be off that fucking bus. After teary goodbyes and long, warm embraces with their parents, the campers are…


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Couple Pursues Help with “Sexpectations” for Child-Free Summer

Marlboro, NJ (June 24) – After the sexual debacle that was last summer, area residents Jennifer and Marc Fishman are approaching the upcoming child-free seven weeks with tempered expectations for their love making.   The Fishmans, parents of Camp Huron Lakers Jake, 14, and Hanna, 10, are looking to get their adult relations back on track to what both had expected when marrying sixteen years ago. Determined not to let their precious alone time go to waste, Jennifer, 44, and Marc,…


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Facebook Duffel Bag Picture Postings Up 3,873,000% This Week

Menlo Park, CA (6/20/14) – On its most recent conference call with investors and lending financial institutions, Facebook, the social media phenomenon, has reported that black monogrammed duffel bag postings are up nearly four million percent over last week.  Most of these postings, Facebook reports, are coming from computers and smart phones located in the New York metropolitan area.  Wall Street analysts were also told that two-thirds of the pictures showed only the duffel bags while the other third featured…


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Tips to Help Your First Time Camper

With only a few weeks to go before sleepaway camp season begins, it is only natural that there is a healthy amount of anxiety and nervousness for both parents and children who will be apart for the first extended period of time.  This summer promises to be filled with exciting experiences, newfound independence, and friendships that last forever. Here are a few tips to help prepare your camper for his/her first step on a lifelong journey! 1.     There are some…


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Suggested Camp Packing List

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