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Study Shows 80% of All Mothers Wore Same Visiting Day Outfit

Lake Huron, PA (July 25, 2023) – They descended on Camp Huron Lake like zombies in a post-apocalyptic war zone clad in tank tops and t-shirts, way too short jean shorts and designer sneakers.  They came carrying thousands upon thousands of bags filled with more crap than a port-a-potty after a hot dog eating contest.  They screamed their children’s names as they sprinted toward the bunks.  Yet all their kids saw was a scary swarm of confusion as hundreds of…


Counselor Excited to Meet Parents of Bunk Douchebag on Visiting Day

Lake Huron, PA (July 21, 2023) – Camp Huron Lake Senior boy counselor Jake Edelstein is truly looking forward to meeting the parents of Jaycin Teitelbaum, the fourteen year-old nightmare of a camper, to see what type of people could have possibly spawned and raised such an incredible douchebag of a son.  Edelstein has prepared a list of questions for the Teitelbaums, the first being why couldn’t they just spell his name like every other Jason on earth. Since the…


Parents Losing Minds in Attempt to Cram Three Summers of Missed Visiting Days into Five Hours of Disgusting Excess

Lake Huron, PA (July 18, 2023) – With Week 3 Visiting Day in the books and only days until camps hold Week 4 Visiting Days, one thing is for absolute certain: parents are going batshit crazy trying to make up for the past three summers of lost Visiting Days.  The maniacal lengths they are going to in order to satisfy their children’s every need is something the camp world has never seen.  Even the most outrageous Visiting Day camper requests…


Study Shows Most Parents Don’t Really Miss Kids at Camp All That Much, Especially at Three-Week Mark

New York, NY (July 14, 2023) – In a recent study performed by independent research firm Goldberg Group Inc., it was determined that only three in ten parents actually miss their children when they are attending an overnight camp.  Additionally, only one in ten parents miss those same kids at the three-week mark of the summer while a whopping 95% acknowledged something felt different at home but were unable to put a finger on it.  “We’ve done a bunch of…


Parents Throw Daughter Insane Exclusive Sweet Sixteen at Camp

Lake Huron, PA (July 11, 2023) – The Camp Huron Lake social hall was the venue for one of the most ridiculously over the top Sweet Sixteens in recent memory.  Alexis and Alex Rosenfeld threw their daughter Symphony a party complete with top New York City DJ Lil Shlomo, a team of professional dancers, a sushi bar catered by Nobu and several hibachi grills for her friends with less refined palates. To give it a true Sweet Sixteen feel, Symphony…