Marlboro, NJ (July 5, 2014) – Jennifer Weinberg, mother of Camp Huron Lake camper Jake, 9, has lost a staggering eighteen pounds in just under five days since her son went away last Saturday. After years of dieting in hopes of losing that extra pregnancy weight, it seems all it took was 1,700 trips from her house to the mailbox and back in 67 hours. Mrs. Weinberg, 40, and her husband, Jason, 41, a podiatrist, live in a 1990’s custom…

Huron Lake, Pa (July 3) – After an unbelievably confusing first two days of camp in the Junior Boys division, a competition to determine which Camp Huron Lake Junior Boy camper would claim the nickname “Goldie” for the summer of 2014 finished late yesterday afternoon with Jake Goldenberg of Merrick, NY earning the right to the coveted nickname.  Because of the unbelievably high demand for the name in the sixty boy junior division, camp director Marty Feldstein was forced to…

Huron Lake, Pa (June 29) – A video has surfaced on the Camp Huron Lake website showing hundreds of exhausted, road-weary children getting off the bus to their new home away from home for the next seven weeks.  After a nearly three hour ride from the Livingston Mall, the campers were less excited to be at camp and more relieved to just be off that fucking bus. After teary goodbyes and long, warm embraces with their parents, the campers are…

Marlboro, NJ (June 24) – After the sexual debacle that was last summer, area residents Jennifer and Marc Fishman are approaching the upcoming child-free seven weeks with tempered expectations for their love making.   The Fishmans, parents of Camp Huron Lakers Jake, 14, and Hanna, 10, are looking to get their adult relations back on track to what both had expected when marrying sixteen years ago. Determined not to let their precious alone time go to waste, Jennifer, 44, and Marc,…

Menlo Park, CA (6/20/14) – On its most recent conference call with investors and lending financial institutions, Facebook, the social media phenomenon, has reported that black monogrammed duffel bag postings are up nearly four million percent over last week.  Most of these postings, Facebook reports, are coming from computers and smart phones located in the New York metropolitan area.  Wall Street analysts were also told that two-thirds of the pictures showed only the duffel bags while the other third featured…