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Local Couple’s Foyer Undergoes Massive Makeover for Duffel Bag Pictures

West Orange, NJ (June 15, 2015) –After a year of only seventeen likes and one comment on her obligatory camp Duffel Bag picture, Jenny Silverstein, 42, decided this year’s photo would stand out among the throngs of Duffel bag pictures by completely remodeling the foyer to give the bags the background they deserve.  Silverstein, who has made a trip to Target and Bed, Bath & Beyond every day for the past three weeks to get last minute camp supplies, was…


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Bunk Placement Clearly More Important than School Teacher Assignment

Marlboro, NJ  (June 9, 2015) – Minutes, maybe even seconds after the camp directors hit send on the Bunk Assignment emails, area mothers are sent into a panic-stricken frenzy to figure out exactly who is in their children’s bunk for the upcoming seven week camp season.  Through group texts, emails and phone calls, mothers can almost pinpoint the exact roster of kids who will cohabitate with their offspring for a little more than a month and a half.  Lists are…


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Area Mother Just Purchased Labeldaddy Labels to Stop Losing Her Children’s Clothing and Accessories

Livingston, NJ (March 25) – Area mother, Jennifer Goldstein, 42, just seconds ago purchased Labels from Labeldaddy to stop losing her children’s clothing and, more importantly, accessories.  Apparently not too embarrassed to let all of her friends and acquaintances on Facebook know that she is constantly losing her children’s clothing and accessories, Mrs. Weinberg bragged about her $50 purchase to all her friends who haven’t already blocked her account.  She made it abundantly clear through her post that she, not…


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Carroll Supposedly Had Patriots 8, Seahawks 4 in Office Box Pool

 Glendale, AZ (Feb 1, 2015) – It was an ending for the ages in Super Bowl lore.  With three shots from the goal line with less than thirty seconds left down by four points, the Seattle Seahawks were on the verge of winning back to back Championships. The makings of a dynasty were a mere 36 inches away.  With a running back nicknamed “Beast Mode” who had punished the New England Patriots defense for the past three hours getting ready…


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Home Depot, Lowes Sold Out of 3/8 Inch Hex Nuts as Hanukkah Arrives

East Hanover, NJ (Dec 17, 2014) – Big box hardware behemoths, Home Depot and Lowes, have once again completely sold out their entire supplies of 3/8 inch hex nuts for the 31st consecutive December.  The shortage of these hardware staples, around since 1568, seems to coincide each year with Hanukkah, the Jewish Festival of Lights.  Industry analysts have been puzzled for decades as to what the correlation is between the holiday and the shortage. “I’ve been an exec at Home…


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