Huron Lake, PA (July 17, 2017) – Destinee Horowitz, 29, was unceremoniously  thrown off of camp grounds on Visiting Day for sporting a micro-bikini while kayaking in the lake with her husband and two step-children.  Mrs. Horowitz was warned several times by Director Marty Feldstein that the camp employs a “no bikini” policy and that failure to wear proper bathing attire would lead to her removal from the camp on the most anticipated day of the summer for both parents…

Marlboro, NJ (July 12, 2017) – Local mother Julie Berkowitz, 41, is under arrest for savagely beating a United States Postal Service worker yesterday after not receiving a letter for a third straight day from either of her daughters who are spending their summers at Camp Huron Lake.  Berkowitz is being held in custody on $100,000 bail and may not be released in time for Visiting Day this weekend. Despite this being the second and third summers for Dylyn, 10,…

Huron Lake, PA (July 5, 2017) – Camp Huron Lake owner Marty Feldstein has been cutting corners for the twenty plus years he has been in charge of the sleepaway camp but nothing can compare to the annual Fifth of July Celebration he throws every summer.  Feldstein has done an absolutely brilliant job of convincing the campers and staff alike that America’s Birthday is July 5th all in the name of saving a few thousand dollars. Since 1987, generations of…

Huron Lake, Pa (June 30, 2017) – For the past few summers, Camp Huron Lake Director Marty Feldstein, has seen a very disturbing trend among the thirteen year-old campers.  He has dealt with homesickness and bullying for decades but he never expected to encounter what is going on in the Senior division this summer.  After ten months of Bar, Bat, and occasional B’Nai Mitzvah hopping, the entire group is really jonesing for some kind of over-the-top, ridiculously lavish, celebration every…