Jericho, NY (June 27, 2019) – The Tri-State Restaurant Owners Association reported an average 1,250% increase in sales versus the same date last year due to a massive influx of Jewish families enjoying their last dinners together before the children go off to camp.  Typically, Tuesday nights are relatively quiet at most local eateries, but there were lines out the door at most steakhouses and Asian restaurants. Although most believe the start of camp was delayed due to the…

Livingston, NJ (July 25, 2019) – For decades local Semitic parents have been charting a course for the Livingston Mall in late June to put their children on a chartered bus headed to the camp of their choosing.  Typically, this yearly event has fallen on a weekend but with the New York State Regent testing culminating later than usual, many camps have been forced to start their summers during the week.  For one late arriving family and another behind-schedule commuter…

  Roslyn, NY (June 17, 2019) –Alison Hayman is apparently not very pleased with the work of local overpriced camp store Krap 4 Kamp for completely botching the labeling on all of her daughter Brooklyn’s belongings.  Despite the fact that she was the first to schedule an appointment for the summer of 2019, her experience with the new camp store could not have gone worse.  The fourteen year-old precocious Super Senior Camper-to-be will unfortunately be sporting clothing and using towels…

Livingston, NJ (June 10, 2019) – Seventy-four year-old grandmother Roberta Seidenberg has again been unceremoniously removed from the main floor bedroom she occupies in her son’s home in order for the room to serve as the camp packing headquarters for the next month.  Seidenberg, widowed only three years ago, will have the choice of sleeping on a pullout sofa in her son’s office, upstairs on a blowup mattress in her younger granddaughter’s room, or in a sleeping bag in her…

Old Bethpage, NY – Local parenting groups in the Northeast have officially determined that the three plus weeks between the end of the camp season and the beginning of the school year does not only feel like but actually is “an eternity”.  With seemingly no light at the end of the tunnel, many parents are struggling to figure out what do next with their children while exhausting hours of time and thousands of dollars.  What is most frustrating to everyone…