Huron Lake, PA—With the camp season hitting its second stretch, Camp Huron Lake is in full swing offering tours to a slew of five, six, and seven-year-olds future campers.  The prospective camper tour, a staple of recruitment process, is the gateway to entice children to choose a lifelong camp.  Camp Huron Lake Director Marty Feldstein has had to offer few new tricks, including a helicopter ride to tour the camp from a bird’s eye view in hopes of luring families…

Huron Lake, PA (July 30, 2019) – Doug Bernstein, father of Junior Girl Abigayle, spent the majority of Visiting Day chatting up his daughter’s incredibly attractive counselor instead of doting on his child who he has not seen in a month.  The counselor, a twenty-year-old British physical therapy student who was hired through Camp America (name being withheld for legal purposes), answered approximately eighty or so questions from the creepy 45-year-old IT Manager, very few of which related to his…

Huron Lake, PA (July 26, 2019) – When Pete Goodzeit took Wednesday off to attend the funeral of his beloved Grandmother, he did not anticipate the backlash he and Camp Huron Lake would receive from parents who had to go one night without validation that their children still existed.  Goodzeit, who normally posts between 800-1,200 pictures broken out by gender every night before midnight, returned Thursday morning although the damage to fragile psyches of the helicopter parents had already been…

Kids Humiliated by Scantily Dressed, Overly Tan Mom Huron Lake, PA (July 23, 2019) – Heather Heldman, 46, of Plainview, NY absolutely ruined her brand new, $4,000 visiting day outfit due to a toxic combination of sweat and bronzer after participating in her annual Visiting Day sprint this past weekend. Camp Huron Lake, where Heldman’s 12-year-old twins, Jaykob and Jewelia have been attending for the past four summers, saw temperatures reach nearly 104 degrees, the highest recorded mercury reading since…

A True Account from the Eyes of a Not So Crazy Mom I’ve decided that Visiting Day Weekend is The Super Bowl and The Oscars wrapped into one.  Most exciting day sporting day of the year (We do run and we’ll tackle someone if they get in my way of seeing my kid, right? And it is Survival of the Fittest to get a good shady spot down by the lake) and THE top social media posting opportunity. Camp moms (who…