Sushi Restaurants and Seedy Lodging Among Others Reaping Benefits As Parents Orchestrate Faux Visiting Day

Livingston, NJ (July 24, 2020) – Throughout the tri-state area, gourmet candy stores, low-budget lodging, and sushi restaurants are experiencing unexpected high sales mid-July, especially given the recent economic downturn. Recent reports revealed that many families of camp age children are simulating the mid-summer “Visiting Day” even though almost all sleep away camps are closed because of Covid-19. “Our summer calendar was already color coordinated and annotated with the important summer dates including the bus drop off and pick up…


Horowitz Still Not in Any Pictures on Camp Website

Lake Huron, PA (July 21, 2020) – Jake Horowitz, despite being the only camper this summer at Camp Huron Lake, still has not been featured in any pictures through three weeks on the Camp Minder website.  Although there are typically 300-400 photos uploaded nightly, only a handful offer a glimpse of a person who may or may not be Jake. Rachel Horowitz, Jake’s mother, has been frustratingly scrolling through the camp website three or four times a day to find…


Out of Work Camp Photographer Arrested at Local Park

Old Bridge, NJ (July 17, 2020) – Out of work Camp Huron Lake photographer Oliver Davies was arrested yesterday at a local municipal park for disorderly conduct for taking pictures of random children participating in various activities throughout the grounds. Davies is expected to appear in court later this month. According to several parents, Davies has been seen at the park for the past few weeks walking around taking snapshots of kids at the playground, on the basketball court, and…


Horowitz Stacks a Record 57th Consecutive Meal

Lake Huron, PA (July 14, 2020) – Jake Horowitz, the only camper at Camp Huron Lake this summer due to the COVID-19 pandemic, stacked his fifty-seventh consecutive meal yesterday breaking a long-standing Dining Hall record dating back to 1941.  Since he sits with only two counselors at each meal and they claim to be exempt from the stacking game, it was inevitable that Horowitz would shatter the record and set a new mark that will be impossible to beat.  Stacking…


Horowitz Probably Not Going To Be Hooking Up This Summer

Lake Huron, PA (July 10, 2020) – It is looking less and less likely that 13 year-old Jake Horowitz will be engaging in any physical activities with a member of the opposite sex as he continues to be the only camper at Camp Huron Lake.  Despite having the high hopes of some necking and light petting with any of the female campers in the Senior Division, Horowitz will have to wait until next summer to potentially lock lips with a…


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