Lake Huron, PA (July 28,2025) – A seventy year old grandfather is in intensive care at Wayne County Hospital following a desperate emergency visit to his grandson’s bunk’s unventilated, windowless bathroom stall this past Sunday in Bunk 19 at Camp Huron Lake.  The grandfather, who was trying to offset the cost of sending two of his grandchildren to camp by stuffing his face with as many hamburgers and hot dogs as humanly possible, is currently in stable condition and is…

Lake Huron, PA (July 22, 2025) – Camp Huron Lake Director Marty Feldstein’s new Visiting Day complaints desk was absolutely bombarded with hundreds of irate parents bitching about one frivolous thing after another.  The brainchild of Feldstein was created as a result of him spending every Visiting Day since he took over as director fielding complaints from the second the rope was cut allowing parents to sprint onto the grounds to the sixth announcement politely threatening parents that if they…

Lake Huron, PA (July 16, 2025) – The lone multipurpose towel packed by Camp Huron Lake Ultra Boy Aaaron Wasserman is still intact, unwashed, and ready for more use as the camp season nears its midway point.   The second-year camper’s towel was originally stolen in 1978 from a Holiday Inn in Kissimmee, Florida by his grandmother Roberta and has spent the past half century under a mountain of other stolen hotel towels in their guest bathroom linen closet. The previous…

Lake Huron, PA (July 8, 2025) – A graphic yet tasteful adult magazine has been circulating around several Camp Huron Lake boys bunks for the past week while the rest of boys side anxiously awaits their turns.  It has not been determined how the July 2011 edition of Playboy magazine, the brainchild of publishing legend Hugh Hefner, got onto the camp property but some speculate it was either hidden in the rafters of Bunk 17 or smuggled into camp by…

Livingston, NJ (June 28, 2025) – Less than a half of a minute after departing from the Livingston Mall parking lot to the cheers of throngs of parents, the Camp Huron Lake bus abruptly stopped due to a smoking engine but not before each and every parent hightailed it out of there in a scene straight out of Cannonball Run.  As the children got off the bus only four hundred yards away Lot Section 7A, they only saw a giant…