Grandpa Hospitalized after Visiting Day Bunk Bowel Movement

Lake Huron, PA (July 28,2025) – A seventy year old grandfather is in intensive care at Wayne County Hospital following a desperate emergency visit to his grandson’s bunk’s unventilated, windowless bathroom stall this past Sunday in Bunk 19 at Camp Huron Lake.  The grandfather, who was trying to offset the cost of sending two of his grandchildren to camp by stuffing his face with as many hamburgers and hot dogs as humanly possible, is currently in stable condition and is expected to make a full recovery. 

Saul Rabinowitz, a retired jeweler from Boynton Beach, FL/West Orange, NJ, was enjoying the five hours he gets to spend with his grandchildren each summer despite the 93 degree heat and 88% humidity.  After his fourth hot dog, Rabinowitz, already sweating profusely just eating and sitting in a Costco-purchased Tommy Bahama beach chair, felt a sudden rumbling in his stomach and made a quick clutched ass cheeks run-walk to his grandson’s bunk approximately 300 yards away.

“That stall must be what hell feels like. I’ve been in saunas that weren’t as hot. The second I sat down, sweat just poured from every part of my body.  Last thing I remember was the see-through toilet paper sticking to my sweat-soaked hand then breaking through when I started to wipe,” recalled Rabinowitz. “Next thing I know I wake up in nice, cold private hospital room. I’ve never been so happy.”

Rabinowitz’s wife Sylvia turned out to be the hero of the day when she realized something was awry since her husband’s bathroom visits rarely take more than five minutes. At the ten minute mark she checked in on him only to see her husband leaned up against the wall drenched in sweat with the Sunday edition of the New York Post in his lap. 

Paramedics on the scene estimate that the bunk temperature was a robust 110 degrees and the bathroom stall was close to 130 degrees providing an environment susceptible to heat stroke and dehydration.  After administering IV fluids and covering the septuagenarian with a frozen blanket to get his core temperature down, Rabinowitz slowly began to regain consciousness and asked “Did I win the 50/50?” before closing his eyes for the remainder of the ambulance ride.         

Despite his near-death experience, Rabinowitz has no hard feelings toward the camp and has offered to outfit the boys side bunks with window air conditioning units or at the very least, he’ll pay someone to smash a hole in the wall of the bathrooms to provide for maximum cross ventilation.