Kids Coming Home, Parents Excited for Carpooling, Homework, Filthy Homes

Livingston, NJ (August 14, 2015) – Parents of returning sleepaway campers in the tri-state area are giddy in excitement at the thought of their children being home after seven fun-filled weeks away. Stress-free days at home followed by romantic evenings under a star-filled sky will quickly give way to organizing play dates, doing their kids’ dioramas, and cleaning up a trail of filth that only a child can create. The second the children get off the buses at local malls,…


Tug of War Coverage: Teenage Boys Really Good at Tugging for Unknown Reasons

Huron Lake, PA (August 11, 2015) – Yesterday afternoon’s Tug of War extravaganza at Camp Huron Lake was a sight to behold as all the teenage boy divisions tugged, pulled, and jerked the rope in absolute epic battles. The wars between the 13 year-old Seniors, 14 year-old Supers, and 15 year-old Teen divisions each lasted at least two and a half minutes as each young man yanked the taut, rock hard rope with all their energy. The Tug of War…


Camp Analysts Predict Half of Campers Will Lose Color War

New York, NY (August 7, 2015) – Wall Street Camp Analysts surprised no one this morning when they predicted for the 78th consecutive year that approximately one-half of the sleep away camp population will lose Color War. Analysts additionally predicted that this trend will most likely remain in place for the next thousand or so years. Color War is a late summer staple where the camp population is split evenly into two teams which compete against each other in various…


D’Angelo Luciano Changes Name to “Daniel Lipschitz” to Fit in at Summer Camp

Lake Huron, PA (August 4, 2015) – Under the advisement of his Jewish mother, eleven year-old D’Angelino Luciano of Randolph, NJ, has changed his name to Daniel Lipschitz for his first summer at Camp Huron Lake so he can better blend in with the other campers. Although he is a friendly, likable, easy-going pre-teen, his mother, Shelly, decided it would be best to take the opposite route of Hollywood stars such as Jon Stewart (Jon Stuart Leibowitz) and Jason Alexander…


Camper Who Lives “2 for 10” Not So Popular With Bunkmates

Lake Huron, PA (July 31, 2015) –Super Senior boy Eugene Goldstein, 14, of Short Hills, NJ is not like any of his bunkmates in Bunk 29. He follows his own “2 for 10” mantra which very few campers can comprehend. His feelings represent the polar opposite of 99.99% of the camp community. For Goldstein, “2 for 10” represents getting through two long, tedious months a year at camp to enjoy ten wonderfully enthralling months in school. There is a popular…