Summer of 2017 to be Jappiest Ever Vows Camp Director

Huron Lake, PA (May 30, 2017) – After fielding hundreds of calls and complaints about the quality of their children’s camp experiences, Camp Huron Lake Director, Marty Feldstein has vowed to concerned parents that the summer of 2017 will indeed be the Jappiest in the seventy-four year history of the camp.  Not only is Feldstein promising a significantly more indulged seven weeks than last year, he is offering a money back guarantee to any family who believes their child(ren) have…


Study: Most Parents Tell Kids “I Wish You Were Back at Camp” Only Hour into Homecoming

Dix Hills, NY (August 15, 2016) – Thousands of sleep away campers stepped off their camp buses into the welcoming arms of mothers and fathers at various shopping centers and high schools across the region this weekend.  Tears of joy poured down the faces of parents and children alike as families were finally reunited after seven weeks of no-stress bliss for everyone.  Unfortunately, as a study by the Camping Association of America (CAA) recently concluded, it only takes approximately one…


Blue Crips vs. Red Bloods Color War Results in Dozens of Injuries

Huron Lake, PA (August 9, 2016) – The 2016 edition of Camp Huron Lake’s Color War turned ugly as dozens of campers were seriously injured during the four and a half day event.  Looking for some more street credibility and an “edge” after last summer’s Blue Smurfs vs. Red Elmos, director Marty Feldstein decided a Blue Crips vs. Red Bloods Color War would be a great idea to give his camp back the swagger it was desperately lacking after last…


Dr. Ruth Flourishes as Head Doctor at Camp Huron Lake

Huron Lake, PA (August 2, 2016) – Renowned sex therapist Dr. Ruth Westheimer, 88, and her team of nurses did a remarkable job along with the Camp Huron Lake infirmary staff as its lead doctor for week five of the summer season.  The four-foot-seven Sorbonne-educated Westheimer had no previous experience running an infirmary or medical clinic of any kind but used her unorthodox style of therapy to successfully treat campers, counselors and adult staff. Despite never having treated a cold…


Camp Huron Lake Canteen Earns Michelin Three Star Rating

Huron Lake, PA (July 26, 2016) – In what can only be considered a shocking announcement, the Camp Huron Lake Canteen was awarded the highest honor in the culinary arts world by receiving a Three-Star rating from the ultra-prestigious Michelin Guide yesterday.  Never before has an eating establishment in the Pocono Valley received such praise.  Canteen Director/Head of Laundry Operations/Boys’ Side Porter Fritz Krondorfer was also singled out as top Head Chef in all of Wayne County. Last summer, the…