Parents Surprise Daughter with Chocolate Covered Puppy on Visiting Day

Huron Lake, PA (July 20, 2017) – Two summers ago it was a towering mountain of candy. Last summer she coated her daughter’s bunk in semi-sweet Belgian chocolate, M&M’s and Rice Krispies. Neither show of psychotic love was enough to satisfy Brooklin Levinson, now a thirteen year-old Super Senior, or her bunkmates at Camp Huron Lake so this Visiting Day, her mother, Jenna Levinson, has taken “crazy” to a entirely new level. After failing to receive the acclaim she felt…


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Bikini-Clad Mother Kicked Out of Visiting Day for Bathing Suit Policy Violation

Huron Lake, PA (July 17, 2017) – Destinee Horowitz, 29, was unceremoniously  thrown off of camp grounds on Visiting Day for sporting a micro-bikini while kayaking in the lake with her husband and two step-children.  Mrs. Horowitz was warned several times by Director Marty Feldstein that the camp employs a “no bikini” policy and that failure to wear proper bathing attire would lead to her removal from the camp on the most anticipated day of the summer for both parents…


Mailman Beaten by Local Mom after Third Day of No Camp Letters

Marlboro, NJ (July 12, 2017) – Local mother Julie Berkowitz, 41, is under arrest for savagely beating a United States Postal Service worker yesterday after not receiving a letter for a third straight day from either of her daughters who are spending their summers at Camp Huron Lake.  Berkowitz is being held in custody on $100,000 bail and may not be released in time for Visiting Day this weekend. Despite this being the second and third summers for Dylyn, 10,…


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Color War Crazed-Camper Chanting “We Wanna Break Out” Gets Wish on Forehead and Chin Areas

Lake Huron, PA (July 10, 2017) – In a cruel twist of irony, fourteen-year old Senior Girl camper Jenna Solomon got exactly what she wished for as her forehead and chin broke were covered in acne moments after chanting “We Want a Break Out!”   As the acne spread across her face, Solomon quickly regretted her overly enthusiastic chanting.  Luckily for her, Color War did break out only hours later.  She is a member of the Red Disney Pixar Dreamworks Animation…


Annual Fifth of July Celebration Biggest Ever Says Cheapskate Camp Owner

Huron Lake, PA (July 5, 2017) – Camp Huron Lake owner Marty Feldstein has been cutting corners for the twenty plus years he has been in charge of the sleepaway camp but nothing can compare to the annual Fifth of July Celebration he throws every summer.  Feldstein has done an absolutely brilliant job of convincing the campers and staff alike that America’s Birthday is July 5th all in the name of saving a few thousand dollars. Since 1987, generations of…