Trump Takes Credit for Putting an End to Camp Huron Lake Color War

Washington, DC (August 7, 2018) – President Donald Trump has taken credit for ending Camp Huron Lake’s Annual Color War just one day ago.  The controversial leader who has been known to put his name behind any positive national developments such as North America’s bid for a World Cup and the surge in the US Economy has single handedly put a stop to a five-day Color War between the Blue Surf and the Yellow Sun. Color War, a staple of…


Color War Decathlon Won by Jewish Boy for Eighty First Straight Summer

Huron Lake, PA (August 6, 2018) – Fourteen year-old Saul Kaplan kept the streak of dominance alive as he became the eighty-first Jewish boy in a row to win the Camp Huron Lake Decathlon, a staple of the camp’s annual Color War event.  Not only did a Jewish kid come in first, but the next ten finishers including runner-up Jake Jacobson and third-place finisher Sam Weiner, were all Jewish as well. Kaplan, who competes on the track and field team…


Dr. Dre Not the Greatest Choice for Camp Doctor

Huron Lake, PA (July 31, 2018) – When Camp Huron Lake Director Marty Feldstein hired Dr. Dre, formerly of the rap group NWA and co-creator of Beats headphones as the camp doctor for Week 6, he had no idea how dangerously underqualified Dre truly is.  After pediatrician Dr. Josh Goldenberg had to bow out at the last second when his sixteen year-old son was thrown out of camp for vaping and/or juuling, Feldstein was desperate to fill the position so…


Parents Owe Children $880 in “Sibling Photo Fees” for Camp Pictures Taken Together

Jericho, NY (July 27, 2018) – The Silverstein’s summer just got a lot more expensive as they are now on the hook for a small fortune to their children for getting photographed together.  Bonnie and Josh Silverstein for years have begged Syydney, 12, and Ryyan, 10, both campers at Camp Huron Lake, to get a picture taken together by the camp photographer but their promise of ten bucks a photo have backfired to the tune of eight hundred and eighty…


“Greatest Visiting Day Ev-ah!” Honestly Just Kinda Average

Huron Lake, PA (July 23, 2018) – Based on a recent Facebook post from Danielle Lichtenstein, one would believe Visiting Day at Camp Huron Lake was possibly one of the best days of her forty-seven year life yet those close to her, including her immediate family, would most likely categorize the day as average to slightly above average.  Although her husband and in-laws also spent the full five hours mimicking nearly every move with her at Huron Lake, none of…