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One Week In and Teitelbaum Already Out of Underwear

Huron Lake, PA (July 5, 2016) – It took only one week, ten days shorter than last summer, for Camp Huron Lake Super Senior Boy Josh Teitelbaum, 14, to lose all of his underwear.  Packed with twenty-one pairs, Teitelbaum anticipated having more than enough to last the full seven days before the first laundry day but it was not meant to be for a second consecutive summer. Upon disembarking the camp bus, Teitelbaum did a full sprint to Bunk 29…


Cropsey Actually a “Pretty Nice Guy” Claim Campers

Huron Lake, Pa (July 1, 2016) – When Camp Huron Lake Senior Boys Jake Goldfine and Josh Bernstein embarked on their hike shortly after bunk inspection, they could not have possibly expected to run into a man who has been the source of fear among sleep away campers for untold decades.  The boys had heard stories of a man named Cropsey, a child-murdering, mental case who lurked just on the outskirts of seemingly every summer camp, but had always assumed…


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Psycho Mom Hires Uber Driver to Wait on Visiting Day Line This Summer

Checks Mailbox First To See If Her Kids Wrote Yet Livingston, NJ (June 27, 2016) – Last summer area mother and resident nut job Shelly Shapiro, 45, made national headlines when she dropped her children at the Livingston Mall camp buses and drove directly to Camp Huron Lake to be the first on line for Visiting Day.  This summer, Shapiro, after a winter of intense parenting psychotherapy, decided to hire an Uber driver to wait in her place ensuring she…


Camp Packing Still 95% Done for Past Four and a Half Weeks

Short Hills, NJ (June 17, 2016) – According to a recent Jewish Weekly News poll, the majority of the sleep away camp community is ninety-five percent done packing and have been for over a month.  To the day camp and town recreation crowd, this may sound like a great position to be in, but as parents of sleep away campers can attest, being done versus almost done, is as big as the difference between Oreos and Hydrox. Typically the first…


Day Camp GaGa Phenom Announces Sleep Away Decision for Summer of 2016

Syosset, NY (May 16, 2016) – After months of growing anticipation, Whining Willow alum LeBrian Jamesberg, winner of last summer’s Nassau/Suffolk U10 GaGa Day Camp Championship, announced yesterday that he will be attending Camp Huron Lake for the upcoming summer. Surrounded by family, friends, and his spiritual advisor, Rabbi Hirschel Borowitz, Jamesberg proudly told the group of camp directors and camp clothing outfitters in attendance at the Plainview Jewish Community Center that he will be leaving home to go to…