Dr. Fauci Breaks Camp Huron Lake Color War

Lake Huron, PA (August 3, 2020) – Despite running a camp for only one child, Camp Huron Lake Director Marty Feldstein was determined to end the summer with a splash by hiring Dr. Anthony Fauci, Director of the Nation Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases to break the summer of 2020 Color War.  Dr. Fauci had previously been relatively unknown but has since been thrust into the national spotlight since the Covid pandemic took center stage. Feldstein, who has always…

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Pandemic Robs Camp Mom of Long-Overdue Visiting Day Sprint Victory

Lake Huron, PA (July 31, 2020) – Camp Huron Lake mom, Lisa Silverberg-Goldberg, 49, has been telling anyone who will listen that she “totally gets” how the U.S. Olympians are feeling this week, as they would have been competing in Tokyo right now if Covid-19 had not postponed the 2020 Summer Olympic Games. Silverberg-Goldberg was heavily favored to win Camp Huron Lake’s Visiting Day Sprint to the bunks. Known as the “Michelle Kwan of Visiting Day,” the mother of four…


Horowitz Quarantined on Visiting Day So Camp Director Spends Day with Hot Stepmom

Lake Huron, PA (July 28, 2020) – Jake Horowitz, despite being the only camper at Camp Huron Lake, was forced to self-quarantine due to a blistering 98.8 degree temperature that Director Marty Feldstein deemed too high for him to spend Visiting Day with his father and step-mother.  State of Pennsylvania Health Department (PHD) regulations require a COVID-19 Nasal PCR test for any camper demonstrating any symptom including nausea, vomiting, fever, five-finger bruise, cough, wet-willie ear, shortness of breath, crotch rash,…


Sushi Restaurants and Seedy Lodging Among Others Reaping Benefits As Parents Orchestrate Faux Visiting Day

Livingston, NJ (July 24, 2020) – Throughout the tri-state area, gourmet candy stores, low-budget lodging, and sushi restaurants are experiencing unexpected high sales mid-July, especially given the recent economic downturn. Recent reports revealed that many families of camp age children are simulating the mid-summer “Visiting Day” even though almost all sleep away camps are closed because of Covid-19. “Our summer calendar was already color coordinated and annotated with the important summer dates including the bus drop off and pick up…


Horowitz Still Not in Any Pictures on Camp Website

Lake Huron, PA (July 21, 2020) – Jake Horowitz, despite being the only camper this summer at Camp Huron Lake, still has not been featured in any pictures through three weeks on the Camp Minder website.  Although there are typically 300-400 photos uploaded nightly, only a handful offer a glimpse of a person who may or may not be Jake. Rachel Horowitz, Jake’s mother, has been frustratingly scrolling through the camp website three or four times a day to find…